Pentagon Solves Munitions Shortfall By Redefining The Word 'Limitless'
A new certification office confirms infinite supply exists in spirit, even when the warehouse does not.
BBC News·Absurdity 7/10
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White House Unveils Bold New Plan to End Pollution: Stop Measuring It
Officials say the fastest way to bring pollution numbers down is to stop writing them down in the first place.
NPR·Absurdity 7/10
Administration Unveils New Mail-In Rule: Ballots Must Arrive Before They're Sent
Officials say the policy technically complies with the Supreme Court's block while ensuring no ballot can ever be processed.
BBC News·Absurdity 7/10