Overlooked Millionaires Form Shadow Senate, Convene Between Oil Changes
By the Humanity Unraveling desk·Generated
Car-dealership and dental-practice owners have reportedly begun settling national policy questions with the same tactics they use to move inventory.
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Behind the counters of quiet law firms and family-owned restaurant chains, a new legislative body has apparently taken shape, and it does its business in dealership waiting rooms with complimentary coffee and a television bolted to the wall.
According to attendees, motions are introduced the way a salesperson introduces an upgraded trim package, and nothing passes without an appeal to today's exclusive rate.
"We voted to expand the interstate the same way we financed the loaner fleet, zero percent down, first thirty-six months,
Based on: NPR