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Kalshi's New Anti-Laundering Chief Debuts By Opening a Market on Whether Kalshi Launders Money

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The company says the contract will settle itself, one way or another.

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Kalshi announced Tuesday that its newly hired compliance chief, a former FBI agent brought on to root out financial crime, has launched his inaugural initiative: a publicly tradeable contract asking whether Kalshi will be caught laundering money before the fiscal year ends.

"We wanted a transparent, market-based solution to the question of our own transparency," said a company spokesperson, adjusting a lanyard that read ANTI-FRAUD TASK FORCE in friendly lowercase letters. "Users can buy Yes, users can buy No. Either way, liquidity."

The new hire reportedly spent his first week reviewing suspicious trading patterns before concluding that the most efficient way to monitor them was to let people trade on the monitoring itself. Internal memos, which the company insists are purely hypothetical, suggest a follow-up contract is already in development: whether the compliance chief's own investigation will conclude before the contract on the investigation resolves.

Market observers note that the contract has already drawn heavy volume from accounts that appear to know more than the general public, which the company describes as "a promising early sign of engagement."

Asked whether a prediction market was an appropriate tool for self-policing, the spokesperson said the company remained fully committed to integrity, pending how the market closes.

Based on: NPR