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Riyadh Airport Unveils Frequent-Flyer Bonus for Passengers Who Survive Terminal Attacks

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Officials say surviving an explosion in the concourse will now earn travelers status points redeemable toward future flights through the same airport.

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In the days after an attack on the airport in the Saudi capital left twelve people dead and 309 injured, following Yemen's Houthi movement's claim that it had struck the facility, airport management announced a revised customer loyalty structure meant to address traveler concerns going forward.

Under the new tiers, passengers present in the terminal during an attack automatically advance to what the program calls Resilience Status, which includes expedited boarding, a complimentary lounge voucher, and priority rebooking on any future flight departing from the very terminal in which the incident occurred.

"We wanted our frequent flyers to know that whatever happens in the building, their loyalty does not go unnoticed," said a spokesperson for the airport's customer experience division, adjusting a lanyard before excusing themselves to a debrief on gift shop reopening timelines.

The program's terms specify that accumulated status points cannot be transferred, refunded, or redeemed at any other airport, meaning travelers hoping to benefit from their new tier must first return to the terminal where they earned it.

Airport officials said the loyalty update was developed alongside the facility's existing security review and would be rolled out at the same gates currently closed for repair.

Based on: BBC News