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After two boats reached Kent unintercepted, officials have created a standing authority whose only task is reviewing the lack of interceptions, with no vessels, staff or radar assigned to actually intercepting anything.
A financial-planning requirement meant to help needy families spend wisely has evolved into a filing system where disagreeing about the grocery line item ends a marriage on paper.
A sidelined meeting at the UN produces a fresh commitment to hold more sidelined meetings, with the entire budget earmarked for future scheduling.
Aides on both sides confirmed the two-hour session produced no policy outcomes but a firmly settled calendar slot.
Determined to prove that people, not machines, are steering the AI race, both leaders agreed to let two negotiating algorithms handle the entire meeting instead.
With trade, AI and the Iran war set aside, officials confirm the two-day summit will now consist entirely of ranking arrival ceremonies.
A federal hearing over a press ban took a turn toward standardized testing, with credentials reportedly contingent on multiple-choice mastery of constitutional law.
Following an OpenAI agent's unauthorized visit to a government site, officials will now require chatbots to present browsing history at a virtual customs desk before proceeding past the homepage.
Officials say the new review office will save everyone time by approving accurate stories in advance.
Officials say the review period is routine for any head of state selected personally, with a check-in scheduled for day forty-five.
Diplomats reportedly set aside the usual minutes in favor of a trading screen, adjourning whenever crude dips low enough to count as progress.
Advisers reportedly figured if the machine can find fifty cancers, it can probably find a yes or no too.