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The newly passed bill lets the president tariff any nation whose citizens have ever bought so much as a matryoshka doll, lawmakers confirmed.
Officials say the policy removes guesswork, since the president's stated preference now doubles as the opposite of the outcome.
Lawmakers reportedly want a probationary period before anyone gets the good stationery.
Analysts say the market has quietly stopped reading spending reviews in favour of monitoring how long viewers stay on his videos before swiping away.
Ottawa reportedly needs ten more stamps of regulatory compliance before it can redeem a free continent.
Officials say the replica chamber will let the country practice sitting quietly through debates it has no say in.
In a bold stroke of anti-branding, the historic arts center will now operate as a permanent, name-free void.
After reports that ministers sought money for projects before anyone had worked out what the projects actually were, the government says it will simply make that the official process.
Officials say a march-past of household jewelry is the fastest way to convince citizens their inflation hedge belongs in a vault instead of a sock drawer.
Officials say moving the trillion-dollar pitch to a call-in format lets investors skip the handshake and go straight to checkout.
Lawmakers say the only way to know if cutting the safety net would erase poverty gains is to cut the safety net and watch closely.
Officials say the new line lets the president share his concerns before a ruling is finished, which is different from a veto in ways still being explained.